2005-05-25 - 7:55 a.m.
Chorus Line
Did I get any of you excited about the tarts? I'll be bringing some to Sapphire. If you're nice to me and tell me what an wonderfully intelligent, talented, and beautiful person I am, I might let you have one. I believe in treating flatterers right. I always wanted a Greek chorus following me around - not saying depressing things, though, or commenting on how I'm doomed, but a happy Greek chorus that tells me I'm wonderful, especially when I'm feeling down. Maybe a Scot chorus - then I can giggle and feel happy when they say things like "Hoots, mon! Ya dinna need to be so down - you're a bonny lass!". Instead of togas, they'd wear kilts, of course. Or I could just go with a couple of cabana boys, but they don't talk enough. I'd like to be followed by a bunch of men in kilts muttering vague Scottish things, and threatening to claymore anyone who's nasty to me. A girl can dream.
Dorsal - Ventral
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