Angel of Death

2005-07-14 - 9:16 a.m.

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The Altoids raspberry sours I have at my desk are actually quite good.

The current trend of the child upstairs to stomp for an hour or so starting at 9pm is not good.

The fact that it's Thursday is good.

The fact that I haven't done any real work this week is not good.

The fact that I have a meeting in half an hour to talk about the work I haven't done is not good, either.

The fact that it will be a short meeting, and I can dazzle my way through it with misdirection and clever use of the other people on the same project is good.

The fact that my arms have hurt more than usual this week is not good.

Pain pills are *very* good.

Extra pain pills available when I need them is even better.

Friday tomorrow - very, very good.

So I guess my good outweigh my bads, so it's a pretty good day, but then, any day where I'm still breathing at the end is a good day.

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Oh, and I totally knew *this*:

Mary Sue Your score was 74 in Unbelievability!

You are your author's Mary Sue, and if a fiction writer wrote about a character like you, they would be doing something very wrong. You're unreal. There's something about you which words cannot describe- well, OK, they can, but not in a way that you seem at all plausible. You are completely unique, special, and, most of all, improbable. The chances of you being the way you are are about the same as the chances of your computer screen exploding right now. It could happen, but it would come as a big surprise. A novel with you as a character wouldn't even make it past the publishers. It would be rejected immediately because nobody would ever believe you could exist. You and your life are the stuff that daytime talk shows are made of. If you ever want to publish the story of your own life, make sure it's an autobiography, because you're too damn weird for fiction.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Implausibility

Link: The Are You a Plausible Character? Test written by coldrose on Ok Cupid

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